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AlbertJayNock

My fortune

My Fortune Cookie told me:
A man with no toes will offer you unexpected opportunities.
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be wary of that tricksy no-toed man.

My Fortune Cookie told me:
Celebrate National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
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Yah, with my luck the no-toed man will probably be an Amway guy.

Your fortune is pretty cool.
I just got a cooler fortune

My Fortune Cookie told me:
The stiffness of an earlobe will incite your passions next Friday.
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