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While I was finishing up my last entry, I heard over the radio that tv talk show host Mike Douglas has died. I used to watch his show when I was a kid. I'll remember him best for the reference to him in Eddie Murphy's Nutty Professor. Professor Clumps mother said "Mike Douglas is the only white man that ever made me moist". This was funny even if you had no clue who Mike Douglas is, but it's hilarious if you do. Mike Douglas had  to be the whitest man that every lived. He made Pat Sajak look like a get-down-funky soul brother. Compared to him, Dick Cheney is crunk. I laughed my ass off at that line.

So long Mike. Thanks for the lazy afternoons and all the material.